Tintumon: I love u… girl: kaalil cherippu undu.. Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!! Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!
Mintumol: “I love u” Tintumon: “I love u too” Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam” Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”
Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?” Tintumon: “Wrong answer”
Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”
“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.sweekarikkane.”
Teacher: Now tintumon, Tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?Tintumon: No sir, My mom is a good cook!!
Tintumon : Eureka , I have found out the chemical TOILETCalcium Cupric Sulphide…To be precise , CaCuS ….
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU മോന്
A man jumped into sea and never came out….Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out…Tintumon after watching this concluded that:MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!
Tintumon: The youth nowaday is getting Worse!!Friend: Y do u say that?Tintu: I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette from the Aarathi. I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!
Tintumon to girlfriend:- “Theegolangal panju vannalum, Kodumkattu veeshi adichalum njan ninne swantham aakkum…..Girlfriend:- naale varumo chetta?Tintumon:- Nokkatte mazha illengil varam…
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”professor: “i dont understand anything”tintumon: “same 2 you”
